What you get at a Secret Santa exchange when you marry someone from Ohio and go home with him to a holiday party on the west side of Cinc1nnati:
What your sister in law gives you as a joke in acknowledgement of the shitty dive bar you are always taken to on the west side of Cinc1nnati:
What you rely on when you attend a holiday party on the west side of Cinc1nnati at which cases of beer and football memorabilia are the gifts of choice:
