And Finally, Things I Just Don't Understand [ 2004-03-25, 9:37 p.m. ]

How Arnold became governor

Why I suck so badly at chess

Why I can't do a cartwheel

Why Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles, Winona Ryder and Helen Hunt are movie stars.

Why Lauren Ambrose, Maria Bello and Drea DeMatteo are not.

Where traffic jams come from

Real estate prices in New York

Burberry-plaid bikinis

Tofurkey

How school districts can do away with extra-curricular activities and sports programs and libraries and still expect students to be engaged and successful

How anyone can afford private school

Why doughnuts taste SO good

Ditto for fries

Why being a woman involves so bloody much maintainance

Why my husband continues to leave dishes in close proximity to the dishwasher but never, ever in the dishwasher.

The PT Cruiser

The success of Yes, Dear

The demise of Keen Eddie

How, during the summer in New York, the temperature can rise after the sun sets.

Why Scarlett Johansen did not win an Oscar for her performance in "Lost in Translation."

Why I can't have a sexy voice like Scarlett Johansen

Or her boobs

Why I have no boobs

Quantum physics

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