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Winifred - 2005-03-09 19:46:51
I once got horribly shit-faced blind drunk made out with a co-worker in a bar. He was engaged. To someone else. I had a boyfriend that was not him.
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Nadine - 2005-03-09 22:31:54
I had to think about this...not because it was hard to think of something, but rather, I have so much material to draw from. Recently my spouse and I went out to dinner with another couple. After dinner we said goodbye and went out to our cars in the parking lot. This was a strip mall area and my husband and I decided to go to Barnes and Noble before heading home. We were crossing the lot when a car drove up and a man yelled "Get out of the road!" So of course I have to yell "Fuck you asshole!" Then I notice my husband has a mortified look on his face...it was our friends we just had dinner with in the car. They were joking but I wasn't. I don't know if they realized I was serious but I was totally embarassed.
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Marilyn - 2005-03-10 04:48:14
Clearly you haven't seen Nos. 1 and 9 on my "10 Things" list. :) How 'bout the time the drummer I had a crush on (not my current mate) asked me for a ride home after a gig...but I had to stop and PUKE on the sidewalk on the way to the car (always a good first impression)...we lived across the street from each other in a strange teensy town (convenient!)...so I drove home, walked through my front door and drunkenly staggered into the bathroom and began taking a shower...it wasn't until later that I remembered that, oh yeah, there'd been a guy with me...he said he waited awhile and when I didn't emerge he walked across the street and went to sleep. Miraculously, we ended up dating after that. Or how about how my bad temper makes me want to elbow total strangers who annoy me by getting in my way...so I do...and then look innocently at them, like "What?"
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Dana - 2005-03-10 21:40:39
Oh-where to begin? Well, if my boyfriend should one day look for any pictures of him and ex girlfriends, he will be surprised to learn that there are NONE of those in existence anymore. And that goes for any phone numbers that belong to women in any of his address books. And I once bitched to a couple of highly paid women how my boyfriend was poor and a loser, and he walked in on me saying that. But, the worst would have to be when I was in the bathroom at my friend's apartment and totally clogged her toilet. Since there were a couple of guys hanging out in the apartment and she didn't have a plunger, I did the next best thing...I used her back scrubber to unclog the toilet...and then rinsed it off and hung it back in the shower. Yeah, that was bad.
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sarahb - 2005-03-11 15:36:49
Oh there was that time when Ed was drunk and wouldn't stop talking when I was trying to go to sleep and after repeatedly whisper-yelling at him to "SHUT UP" I reached over and pinched him really hard on his chest. The next morning he had a huge bruise and had I been a man, I would've been shipped off to anger management/domestic abuse counseling......
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suzanna danna - 2005-03-11 17:01:05
I wrote this post last year when I had had it �up to here� with this friend of mine and his girlfriend. They were a BAD mix� Volatile and Dramatic. Ick. He was (and still is � surprisingly) a good buddy, he�s a �functioning alcoholic� and they were going through some serious crap. She didn�t know many people in town so he ok�d it that she could ask me for counsel� drug me right into the middle of their soap opera from hell. It was awful and because I couldn�t talk to anyone, I wrote a post about it� calling him out about his alcoholism and some other not so attractive things. Little did I know� he reads my site religiously. Sweet.
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julia - 2005-03-11 18:33:28
I gave my husband a black eye when we were fighting- I whipped a pair of shorts at him and the button caught him in that tender spot at the outside corner of his eye. I didn't mean to do any damage, but I was mad when I threw the shorts. I felt SO BAD every time I looked at him, long after the bruise had faded. My most embarrassing outburst, though, was with an ex-boyfriend who'd failed to, um, satisfy me in bed. I actually shouted at him "WE'RE NOT DONE!" Oh, I was mortified. I yelled so loud I scared his dogs downstairs.
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Nomie - 2005-03-14 11:38:56
This is all online drama, but I do regret it. There was a girl I wasn't really friends with but my friends liked her, and she opened up anonymous comments and said "Say anything at all!" And because I'd just been dumped by my pseudo-boyfriend, and she had just embarked on an online transatlantic relationship, I left a very nasty and poisonous comment saying that basically she'd be dumped in no time flat. Awfully mean of me.
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meghan - 2005-03-14 11:49:22
I had almost-sex with a friend who was visiting once, and I was so embarrassed (because I had been really, really drunk and was completely not attracted to him at all, but again, drunk, and also, lonely) that I made him take a flight home the next day instead of two days later like he had planned. I even paid for the surcharge a change entailed.
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Jana - 2005-03-14 23:19:12
When I found out my college boyfriend was cheating on me with a girl we used to hang out with all the time, I slept with HER boyfriend and I decided I hadn't gotten enough revenge, so I slept with her older brother and almost slept with her roommate, all in the same week. I'm still ashamed that I hurt other people on my way to hurting her, and also, that bitch married my cheating ex-boyfriend last summer. And he's still cheating.
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