How Arnold became governor
Why I suck so badly at chess
Why I can't do a cartwheel
Why Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles, Winona Ryder and Helen Hunt are movie stars.
Why Lauren Ambrose, Maria Bello and Drea DeMatteo are not.
Where traffic jams come from
Real estate prices in New York
How school districts can do away with extra-curricular activities and sports programs and libraries and still expect students to be engaged and successful
How anyone can afford private school
Why doughnuts taste SO good
Ditto for fries
Why being a woman involves so bloody much maintainance
Why my husband continues to leave dishes in close proximity to the dishwasher but never, ever in the dishwasher.
The PT Cruiser
The success of Yes, Dear
The demise of Keen Eddie
How, during the summer in New York, the temperature can rise after the sun sets.
Why Scarlett Johansen did not win an Oscar for her performance in "Lost in Translation."
Why I can't have a sexy voice like Scarlett Johansen
Or her boobs
Why I have no boobs